You Too Can Subsist!

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Hey there! Who is ready for a revolutionary new way of living? No more go-go-go, no more worrying about “the pool,” or “the corporate jet,” or “your job,” but real, true subsistence? Woah! I don’t know if you all heard me! I said, WHO IS READY TO BARELY SQUEAK BY FROM PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK??? Okay, […]

The Apocrypha of Leviticus

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Although many Biblical scholars believe various parts of the apocrypha should be rightly included in the standard Bible, such as the rarely-mentioned “0th Commandment,” which, loosely translated, states “Are there any Assyrians standing with us here before Mt. Sinai? Well, then I shall read these slower. (thou shalt pause here for laughter/applause)” Below is a […]